Funny ... funny ...

 (A) the plane landed, the old thinking of the broadcasting time for the crew bus to Dongzhimen, then broadcast into crazy ...
(b) of the aircraft arrived in New York should be the John F. Kennedy Airport, the last radio has become signed letters of work, there are travelers just finished sealing the envelope to Coke, the flight attendant said, br> (d) aircraft mechanical problems delayed after a while they can go, tourists ask why? flight attendant said,UGG bailey button, br> plane landed, and still sliding, they all stood up and said come and collect passenger baggage, for safety,UGGs, to radio, praising me?! asked: seconds, the black back of which the foreign crew chief, said: (x) x x: Today offers hot breakfast of noodles and dim sum, which one do you need?
visitors thought a long while: rice!
(m) crew is feeding, to a passenger the former asked: Passengers still replied: Hello, Is there anything I can help you do?
visitors: you can be a glass of water?
Attendant: Certainly, Mineral water?
visitors: you have juice?
flight attendants: a , orange juice and peach juice, which does need to?
visitors: you have Coke?
Attendant: Yes, you need ice?
travelers: bring me a cup of tea!
(fifth ) 737-700 flying day,cheap UGG boots, a rear passenger on the toilet, standing in the bathroom door while Meng Yao, crew kindly reminded that: the flight attendant said to
... rushed to help him open the door and said: , a passenger interviewed pointed out the window: cc: What kind of beef and fish you like?
PA: Yes, I want to cattle and.
cc: is cattle, and fish.
PA: Oh, I want to fish.
male passengers nodded. No other crew back seat, just listen to calls for the bell rang again. I saw male passengers stood up, yelled mouth to call bell : came the pleasant voice of the captain: After the sound of KB's call, not the sound of the radio.
scared all the passengers, then bad, even the flight attendants also fear speechless.
After a while, radio finally rang , or the captain: shirt on, do not believe you came all wet! br> twenty-one) crew chief in the machine door welcoming,UGG boots clearance, a young lad up children: Welcome aboard what seat would you? cf
asked, > I am a giant scorpion, I asked which seat you sit? ...
(XXII) has a very nasty male passengers get meals in the apple ask the conductor: ?
do not drink, do not drink. To ...xxiv) a passenger holding a clean plate to eat (never leaves the rest of the roots) said: Miss, your meals
bad, simply dog food!!
( xxv) Guangzhou travelers like to ask: Are there tea, Miss?
Hainan: Ya juice (coconut milk)
North: wine
to children; ice cream
girls; yogurt
to We were silent; Miss you a bird's nest?
melatonin are you?
(XXVI) flight attendant: : ? in.
a security officer watching a passenger to open phone and immediately went over to serious, said:
A: Airbus 320
passenger: I ask you what type
A: 320
visitors: (louder) I ask you what number
A Boeing: Airbus 320
travelers: how do you do so stubborn! Boeing Jiji few!!
A: 320
visitors: You said that the Boeing 320 is not on the line, even this crew do not know!
thirty-one ) President, we have two kinds of rice and noodles, do you need that kind?
to be!
to which one do?
what?
two kinds of rice and noodles, ask your What kind of thought it needed a half-day
Q: What do rice, noodles what to do?
A: The rice is made of rice, noodles made of flour!
it to rice bar ! down !!!!< br> (thirty) CC: Mr. you drink orange juice or apple juice to drink?
A: here you have apple juice taste of you?
(xxxiii) 320 aircraft, the crew in the collection plate, most passengers are handed a plate to facilitate collection crew.
indifferent passengers of a window, take out of reach by hand, then said to him: delivery, OK?
I am not a gibbon!