Invincible classic joke (to celebrate four successful small red, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!)- bb ...

 1: A man was fishing and caught a squid only.  Squid asked him: Do you let me go, do not I eat baked ah.  The man said: Yes, So I ask you some questions to test it.  squid very happy said: You test it you test it!  and then the man put the squid to bake ..  2: I used to have had schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.  3: A student in the U.S. driving test, turn left in front of signs suggest that he was not sure, ask the examiner:  ;  A: pus, and become a soybean; wound end up with scars, and finally became black.  5: Small sensible hair, next to the school, the students see his new hairstyle, smiles: Xiao-Ming, you The first type like a kite Oh! Xiao Ming feel wronged, to go outside to cry. crying and crying ~ he flew up ... ... ... ...  6: personal long as the onions, I walked began to cry ... ....  7: Little Penguin one day asked his grandmother, asked my father,  8: a pair of corn in love ...  so they decided to get married ...  wedding day ...  can not find another corn a corn ...  the corn to Q side of popcorn: You can see our house the corn?  Popcorn: honey, people wear a wedding dress of the Well ... ....  9: music class, the teacher playing a Beethoven song  Q Xiao Hua Xiao Ming: Help it! <just in case.  12: One day a lady car ...  sit in the middle of her mother does not know the way out. ...  mother ass with a stick hit the driver, said: Which?  ; Driver: This is my ass ... ..  13: an egg cup of tea to the tea, the results it became boiled eggs; an egg run the Songhua River to swim, the results it becomes egg; one has eggs went to Shandong, turned into a Lu (halogen) eggs; an egg become homeless, it becomes a wild eggs; an egg on the way careful not to fall, fell to the ground, the results become missiles; an egg go to the yard of the family, the results become the atomic bomb; an egg go to the Tibetan Plateau, the results become a hydrogen bomb; an egg is sick, the results become bad; an egg get married, and outcome variables become a jerk; an egg go swimming in the river, turned into a nuclear bomb; an egg go to the flowers gone, turned into a Hua Dan; an egg riding a horse, holding a knife, that he is Peking Opera Blues; an egg or female, long ugly, the result becomes a dinosaur egg; an egg is male, his wife and the other eggs out adultery, and he became a son of a bitch; an egg ... ... < ;> 14: The host asked: Will the cat climb? eagle Responder: Yes! Moderator: examples! eagle tears: That year, I was fast asleep, the cat climbed a tree ... then there is the owl ...  15: two of the welfare lottery feces shell dragonfly, A said: I want to put in a radius of 50 miles award to buy down the toilet, eat your fill! B said: You Ah Tai Su! I If the jackpot on the package for a living, eat fresh!  16: why the chicken cross the street  the answer to get another side  17: A: That man is doing? < > B: He was shaking.  A: Why did he want to shake it?  B: Yes he was cold.  A: Oh, not cold-drawn shivering.  A: ... ...  18: Mr. Banana and his girlfriend have a date, walking down the street, the weather was hot, took off her clothes, Mr. Banana, after his girlfriend fell down ... ... ... < ;> 19: a sausage to be kept in the refrigerator  feeling cold, and then looked at the other side of the root, with the point of comfort, saying: Ice! I have soft down the whole person ... ... ....  21: This diver is very difficult moves, he made a swivel for three weeks then take a half forward somersault backflip three weeks a month.  ; 22: MM University of got lost looking for. met a gentle professor.  MM: May I ask, how can I go to college?  Professor: Only work hard in school, be above University.  23: Secretary and Chief of pooling the elevator, after the Secretary released a fart chief said: You fart! chief said: I did not put the ... chief was soon removed from office, the Secretary said at the meeting: Big fart you can not afford to be magnanimous thing, what should you use?  24: Miss: It is not good business to do it!  Boss: Why?  Miss: ;  25: a female case of the robbers said, trembling: T, not saying do not take a bath, cold weather can wash promised brush teeth ah ~ ~ ~ (giant conceal joke)  27: A blind man begging in the streets wearing sunglasses.  a drunk man walked by, that his poor to throw a hundred dollars to him.  walking a few drunk one turned around to see the blind man to distinguish the sun goes hundred large copy of the genuine.  drunk over snatched the money back: ; TMD you want to live, feeling cheated! , but in fact I was a dumb .are ....  29: A: hey, how do you learn to smoke?  B: I'm Adam and Eve eating the forbidden fruit from the time will be a ~  C: to know why Adam and Eve to steal you eat the forbidden fruit?  AB: I do not know!  C: Because Adam did not smoke! (Hint: homonym of a word)  30: someone had just been abandoned by his girlfriend, happened to run into ex-girlfriend in the street and the new love flirting, he imagined gas, to humiliate them about. Then came forward politely greeted, and was contemptuously new love of his girlfriend, said: While proud of his creative time for his former girlfriend was laughing loudly: feeling - as real as if the People's Daily ... ...  32: just look at the top of the line of duty on the computer screen has a scroll bar things like news, the text above passes very quickly.  even curious Q: the lyrics it?  Sister: Yeah!  Line of Duty: how flies so fast? no see!  Line of Duty: Jay!!  33: Wife: I really blind stepped on dog feces would marry you.  Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces.  dog feces: Oh my good luck! lay there all are you guys to step ... ...  34: Chemical Examination Question: A and B can be transformed into each other, B can be generated in the boiling water C, C in the air oxidation of D, D has the smell of rotten eggs, and asked A, B, C, D all that?  I replied: A is the chicken, B is the raw eggs, C is a cooked egg, D is certainly rotten eggs it!  35: rubber, skins, lion skin Which one of the most good?  A: rubber.  because the eraser (rubber poor). <Answer: 3 foot tall monster! 37: ants go to the desert, and why the sand did not leave his footprints, leaving only one line?  Answer: because it is the bicycle!  ; ants from the desert home, he did not tell anyone, but his family knew he was coming back! Why ah!  Answer: see his bike parked downstairs ... ....  38: There are One day police caught a female drug addicts, police saw her hand tattoos and asked her what are you doing to your boyfriend's name tattooed hands, he called the Little good is not ... ah .. is not. quickly said that he had no drugs .. Ah .... Say it  I saw the woman looked up with an addict is angry eyes  to the police that  This is hate me now .... < ;> 40: One day, Mel and her boyfriend go for a drive, ;> Mel's boyfriend said to her:  ;> love, someone asked how did you come together?  gorilla replied: > jumping from high buildings ...  the results into a ... ....  dead fat man ..  43: There is a duck called the Little Yellow, one day it was hit by a car while crossing the road a bit , shouted: . One day, stay at home, especially bored penguins, polar bears ready to go play, and he went out, but walked the road half the time find myself to forget to lock the door, which had gone for 10 years, but the door still have to lock ah, so the penguins and go home to lock the door. lock the door after the Penguins once again starting to look for polar bears, mean that he spent 40 years to the polar bears and penguins to their home ... ... to knock on the door said: Polar bears, penguins come looking for you to play! rabbits bounce to the bakery, away. On the third day, the rabbit hopped to the bakery, a little bread!! of a bean, what results it becomes Oh, you stupid! stomach the hospital, the doctor said: ;> 49: the plane, a stewardess asked one little girl said: 'ah! ?  A: people, ah!  Q: That day, the chief is ill, the doctor told him to be a vegetarian, he ate what?  A: eat a vegetable!  52: two sausages in the fridge, over a long time, ?  53: one day, One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit, go to pick fruit.  collection when the time comes, all the children are gathered.  Teacher: Apple, because I picked the apples. ; teacher: Question on a small explicitly mentioned, Little feet are silent.  Teacher: Xiao Ming?  Teacher: Xiao Ming??  Teacher: Xiao Ming! you how ah? you know the answer in the end ah? Anyhow Zhiyi Sheng ah!  Xiao Ming: squeak ~  56: elephant asked the camel: 'Mimi how long in your back?'  Camel said: 'die away point, I do not and the penis with a long speech in the face of things!  57: How to drink larger cups?  read the Great Compassion Mantra  58: Small Description: A few degrees today? < > Xiaohua: minus 3 degrees Ah!  Xiao Ming: No wonder so cold.  59: A little boy came home from school through the window and get a glimpse of a woman lying in bed, rubbing the chest mad man I cried I want a man!  The next day the little boy out of the window out of date and from a woman who found a man lying, > 60: Once upon a bird, All the corn is turned into a popcorn !!! the bird in the past after the ... ...  that snow to cold dead ...  61: that there is a polar bear, because the snow too harsh, and have to wear dark glasses to see things, to find sunglasses. wear sunglasses, mirror a photo, and found: Oh, I'm a panda.  62: science class the teacher asked: Why is a cold body after death?  no one answered.  teacher asked: no one know?  At this time, there is a student stood up and said: That is because �ľ���Ȼy.  63: Xiao Ming lost in a car accident a leg, legs, I really want to play B.  A then C saw one, put the B onto the alley to go play.  65: three rabbit pull shit  The first is long The.  The second is the ball's.  is actually the third triangle.  Q, it A: I Yong Shounie's.  66: When will Taiwan want reunification?  to buy instant noodles when  67: One day Xiao Qiang asked his father: ; Silly boy, how would you silly child? see Xiao Ming hit his dog, was unhappy to say: beat the dog to see the owner, heard of it?  when Xiao Ming said: good! I watched you play your home side dog.  69: Bugs: flowers, you used my pencil it?  flowers: No, I did not use.  Bugs: You're useless?  flowers : I'm useless!  Bugs: Well, you are useless in 17 people admit to a  70: ants after falling off from the Himalayas is how to die? < > The answer: starvation. because too light floating down to a long time ~ So ...  80: Why do dogs get smaller?  A: Because it is farther and farther.  81 : Once there was a horse! it Paozhepaozhuo fell into the sea.  so, it became a fell into the sea to look for the horse, the result fell into the river. Later, he became , came to the traffic chaos of the city.  It is a continuous car to run over several units, making him appear a good few black stripes.  a result, it become a ; the fourth in front of only three horses in order to find companions, one day, it came to a factory, the result is transformed into all are as into the said: banks 200,000, Little implored him more grace days, 4; the first three days, then ... ...  Xiao Ming: Is it not also the  banks of people: NO, to the time you become a little jingle.  83: one day a personal touch to God  God is good when suddenly going to give that person a wish  God Q: What is your wish?  The man then said: I heard that cats have nine lives, Please give me that 9 Mania now!  God says: Your desire to achieve slightly!  day, that person stand idly by, 9 Mania Well  to lay the tracks, Taiwan has 10 train cars.  84: a guy to the hospital to be examined, and did a lot of testing.  The doctor said: There is good news and bad news! read your test results, I found that you have a potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to cure!  This guy said: Oh my God! that the good news?  doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah  85: a hunter with his dogs to hunt in the woods a slip of the day did not prey.  dark, not willing to keep riding, he was transferred in the woods, suddenly said: 'You do not give me a break, like exhausted me ah !?' shocked to hear the hunter immediately roll down from the horse, pulling dogs to run away, ran to a large class panting under a tree, the dog patted his chest and said to him: 'scared me, actually talking horse!'  so hunters spot was scared to death  86: wolves, tigers and lions who play the game will be eliminated? Wolf  because: Momotaro (out of the wolf)  87: one day pick a mirror A mirror according to a talk about the importance; this good side of people familiar ah  B said ; is? I see (taking the mirror), I ah! me that you do not know ah?  88: A tomato and tomato B to go shopping.  B Q A: Where are we going?  A does not answer.  B asked: Where are we going?  A or no answer.  B asked again.  A turned tomato on tomato B said: We are not tomatoes come from? Why do we say that?  89: Once there was a white and a black cat  day of  white fell into the water < ;> Black Cat saved it up  said something white on black  Do you know why I do last night in the cafe? to eat.  small big question: Big Brother, why do we eat shit every day?  big wrote: Do not say when to eat something so disgusting!!  92: Grass boat  Lu Su: Some worry about ... ... ; so that it is a little obstacle ... What wrong? You can swim Xianzhi ? ? ? ? ? What I do not ? ? ? Road: It has been fed peaches, patients still want to escape from the hospital. at night falls to  over the wall. to 30 under the wall, two continue to turn outward.  to 60 under the wall,  to 99 under the wall, ; is power to it! guess an electrical appliance.  Con: ah .... do not know, yeah  Xiao Ming: The answer is 96: Small & R: Dad, why do we have a hump?  Camel Dad: Because there is no water in the desert, there hump can store water ah!  small Luo: Dad, why do we need long woolen?  Camel Dad: Because the desert wind, we have relied on block wind and sand, we will see ah!  small Luo: Dad, why do we need a thick hoof it?  Camel Dad: Because the desert is sand, so that we stabilize ah!  small Luo: Dad, the last question, then we are at the zoo doing?  ; 97: hen incubates the eggs, with eggs from its ass drilling out the  hen: ;> 98: a personal name is ;> 99: My girlfriend invited me to her house to watch movies. to her home after, toilet speaking up.  100: a morning, to a known tough Executive Morning soldier asked: ; Executive annoyed: